Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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