There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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