she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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