i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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