she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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