Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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