turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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