so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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