Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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