Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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