I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
