i barfeds in our rink
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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