my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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