gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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