A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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