With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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