do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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