never play flip cup with pint glasses
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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