they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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