Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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