physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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