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hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
ttyl tear gas
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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