If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
