...so i touched it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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