He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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