I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Found your dick twin last night
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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