they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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