can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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