Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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