Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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