Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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