you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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