i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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