And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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