dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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