oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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