i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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