we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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