I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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