Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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