so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I need water and some morals
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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