Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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