can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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