you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have tasted many bathrooms
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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