ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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