Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize