if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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