And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
