I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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