dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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