this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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