i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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