i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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